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Tuesday, June 1, 2021
Saturday, May 1, 2021
What is the optimal angle for a high block?
Very often high blocks are really strikes. But getting your arm over your head to intercept a blow is not an insane thing to do, and that's what we're looking at today.
First, let's look at the physics of something you probably don't want to do.
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At 0° your forearm is parallel to the ground. In this scenario, you're taking the full force of the blow on your arm that would otherwise hit your head. This is usually a pretty good trade, but it could be better.
Once your arm is angled, there's the potential to let the blow slide off the arm. In terms of physics, part of the blow's momentum will go into your arm (ouch) and part of it will be deflected harmlessly away (yay).
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This all boils down to two equations:
momentum transferred into the arm = momentum x sin (90° - arm angle)
momentum deflected by the arm = momentum x cos (90° - arm angle)
Or more simply:
Ouch = 100% x sin(90° - arm angle)
Yay = 100% x cos(90° - arm angle)
Traditionalists are welcome to adjust their glasses, pull a pencil out of their pocket protector and tap this into a calculator. I'm going to just ask my phone because I'm a hip young whippersnapper and not cringey at all, bruh, YOLO! Also you just lost The Game.
Here's a nice little chart:
The percentages don't add up to 100% on all of them because adding vectors doesn't work quite like adding plain old numbers. But the math is sound. If you multiply those percentages by how hard you're getting hit, that will tell you how much momentum is going into the arm and how much momentum is deflecting the weapon.
So, from this chart, it looks like the best angle is 90° because ALL of the momentum is deflected and NONE of it goes into the arm. Which sounds great until you think about what a 90° block actually looks like:
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So at 90° against a blow coming straight down, you're not protecting your head at all. At 80° you're covering a tiny part of your head. If you do manage to line it up just right, you're deflecting almost all of the impact and taking very little damage to the arm. But that is extremely risky and ill-advised in the chaos of a situation where you need to deflect a blow to the head. At the other extreme, a 0° angle covers the most head area, but you deflect nothing. And it's a good idea to deflect SOME because then the attacker's body can follow along to the side as you deflect, giving you a little control over their movement.
What's the best angle? The best angle is the steepest angle that actually catches the blow. But in high-stakes situations there are no guarantees, so some margin for error is a good thing. Also, in the spirit of recognizing that there are no guarantees, there are no guarantees that the blow is going to come straight down.
So ultimately, the optimal angle isn't even the right question. Better questions are, did you deflect the attack? Did you take serious damage? Can you still fight? With all that in mind, happy training!
Thursday, April 1, 2021
Spoiler: It's not baseball.
This idea has been thoroughly debunked, but if you ever heard it and believed it, don't feel bad. This myth has been around since at least 1908 when baseball writer Tim Murnane had to explain that he used the term "southpaw" because players were left-handed, not because their left hands sometimes faced the south. To say nothing of the fact that baseball diamonds didn't all face the same direction in the first place! Moreover, in the mid 1800's when the term started to appear in baseball, it was used to refer to any left-handed player, not just the pitchers.
There are slightly older accounts of the term being used in boxing than in baseball, and that may very well be where the term "southpaw" began to be used to refer to a person. But before that, the term was more widely used to refer to a person's left hand, with the first recorded usage being in 1813.
No one is really sure why a person's left hand became known as a south paw. The best guess out there is that it's because south and left were associated with the devil and/or general badness. Traces of this remain today when we might describe a person's uncharacteristic poor decision as having their judgment go south, or refer to the devil on our left shoulder when we're not proud of our motivations in a particular decision.
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For us as martial artists, the difference between left-handed and right-handed students tends to be small. A right-handed student may have an advantage when it comes to forms, because most of them were created by and for right-handed practitioners. In a similar vein, there is this disturbing suggestion that being left-handed significantly increases your chances of dying in combat, because the tools that can save your life are made for right-handed users.
On the other hand (no pun intended but I'll go with it), a left-handed student may have an advantage in sparring other martial artists because both lefties and righties tend to get more practice against right-handed sparring partners. Left-handed people only make up about 10% of the population, so statistically speaking, 90% of the partners and 90% of the practice will be against right-handed opponents. Which explains why left-handed fighters are so dramatically over-represented at the professional levels in combat sports. 17% of professional boxers and almost 19% of professional MMA fighters are left-handed--they're almost twice as common as they are in the general public.
So being left-handed can make a fighter just a little bit more dangerous than their right-handed counterparts. For combat sports like boxing where the term may have originated, more dramatic language can translate into ticket sales. All those devilish connotations could have been to a fighter's advantage. It's not hard to imagine a clever wordsmith playing up a left-handed fighter's devastating and maybe even diabolical "southpaw" power shot.
But imagination aside, we know that calling an athlete a "southpaw" didn't come from baseball but rather from a term for an actual left hand. And if you thought otherwise, well, that myth has been duping people for over a century, so I guess we're in good company. But let's not propagate it!
Monday, March 1, 2021
Approach #1: Train Your Side
Approach #2: Train Both Sides
Approach #3: Train Your Weak Side
Monday, February 1, 2021
Among many things that martial artists have named badly is the knife hand block.
If you try to block something with that front hand, well, good luck with that. There is a block involved, but the larger, more obvious motion of the front hand really only works as a strike.
There are a lot of style differences in knife hand blocks, so depending on what exactly you study, the specifics are going to be a little different. But in general, the BACK hand is the block (or trap or grab) and the front hand is a strike. And while there is a lot to explore in that back hand, this article is about the striking hand.
There are a few interesting points to notice.
1. Your weight is on the back leg.
Knife hand blocks are almost always done in a back stance, with the weight predominantly on the back leg. This is to facilitate what is going on with the back hand. Many applications involve pulling the enemy forward into the strike , so that back-foot weight distribution helps. But the downside is that the strike has to be effective without putting a lot of weight into it. One way to reliably do that is striking a vulnerable area like the neck.
You have a lot of important things in your neck, and hitting any one of them hard enough can ruin your day if not your life. A committed strike anywhere on the neck is serious business.
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2. The carotid sinus is a prime target for the strike part of this technique.
Your carotid arteries are the main way that blood gets into your brain. At the base of each carotid artery you have a squishy spot called the carotid sinus. They have a lot of baroreceptors, which have the job of monitoring blood pressure in the artery so your brain can make sure it's getting the right amount of blood. Too much blood pressure in your brain or too little is very bad, but fortunately your body is pretty good at getting it just right.
While it's certainly not the only potential target for damage in the neck, the carotid sinus is certainly an interesting one. I should digress for a moment to point out that it may or may not be a viable target, depending on what exactly the back hand is doing and even just the chaos of combat, the enemy's neck could be rotated any number of ways. You might not have a good angle on the carotid sinus. Maybe you'll hit the wind pipe or vertebrae. That is not any less serious, but again, that's beyond the scope of this article.
I'm focusing on the carotid sinus for this article because there seems to be a perception (which I'm sorry to say I may have contributed to) that short of a blood choke technique, an attack to this area will be painful but have limited effect otherwise. Actually it can be much worse.
3. This technique can end a fight.
The idea of striking a pressure point and having the person just keel over sounds like some weapons-grade bull. And when something sounds like bull, it's usually bull. Lean into your black belt level eye roll technique and then go hit something to try to blot said bull out of your brain. But it turns out that some interesting and awful things can happen from a strike to the carotid sinus.
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If you really want to understand it, I recommend this article by Brian Sagi, which explains how a strike to the carotid sinus can cause the brain to freak out about changes in blood pressure (I mean, you did squish it pretty good with that strike, and that will definitely affect the pressure, so your baroreceptors are kind of right?) and respond by rapidly decreasing blood pressure in the brain until the person falls unconscious. Lights out, from a strike to the neck.
I would hope this would go without saying, but THIS IS NOT SAFE TO PRACTICE. Although getting hit with this is usually not lethal. Usually.
If you really, really want to practice disrupting a friend's brain function and evacuating blood out of their brain, I have the following recommendations.
2. Watch this video before trying it out.
3. Seriously, don't play games with this stuff.
You can safely practice a knife hand block by striking air, or by your partner keeping a hand up in front of the neck. Hit the hand or arm instead.
Wednesday, December 30, 2020
Unpopular opinion time.
Yes, 2020 was a uniquely awful year. A global pandemic, social isolation, livelihood challenges, a distinct lack of slow news days... hopefully 2020 will be an anomaly that we can all look back on as a weird time that we all got through.
I have gone all-in with the meme that 2020 has been a malicious abomination that is actively out to get us. It has amused me during a time when amusement is a much-needed salve. And I'm not going to stop.
Real talk time.
We made 2020 what it was.
Think about the things that went wrong this year, all the lowest of the low points, and you'd be hard pressed to think of one that wasn't a direct result of--or exacerbated by--decisions made by humans.
Pandemics are governed by science, but humans chose to make it political, to listen to the experts or not, to make one less trip to the grocery or give in and buy the comfort food, to sacrifice one holiday season to save lives or not, to spread misinformation or fact-check diligently, and so forth.
With various parts of the world in government-mandated lockdowns, and other parts of the world leaving it in the hands of the people to make the best decisions to balance necessity against the spread of the disease, a lot of martial arts schools are closed. Very many of us have found ourselves without our classes, instructors, training partners, and sometimes livelihoods. Which, besides being painful, it has also been a test of our ability to adapt, to persevere, and to do what is right even when it is hard.
Isolation has been its own awfulness, and without our classes and training partners, we martial artists have lost a major avenue for social connection, which is no better or worse than the garden variety isolation blues that non-martial artists are facing. It's just easier to go unrecognized, since most of us don't show up to class because we're eager to chit chat. We go to train, and the social component is a less-visible side benefit. 2020 gave us an opportunity to recognize our dojang friendships, casual though they may be, and either do right by those friends or not. After all, those friends have also lost their martial arts classes and social connections.
Looking back on 2020, I can think of many decisions I can be proud of, and just as many things I could have done better. And the problems of 2020 aren't going to magically dissipate on January 1st. It's going to take a lot more than a turn of a calendar page to meaningfully improve humanity's biggest problems.
But, we're up to it, right? We, as martial artists, who proudly say we are physically and mentally strong, that we value character and character growth, that we want to be leaders in our communities (or at least positive influences on those communities), and that we are good people who strongly believe in the power of martial arts to make the world better?
Let's walk the walk. 2021 will be exactly what we humans choose to make it.
Let's do it right.
Friday, May 8, 2020
The main thing is the smell.
- I don't want to smell like food.
- I don't want to smell like a delicate flower.
- I don't want to smell like a hospital.
- I want to smell like a mighty death punch walking the earth in human form, confidently striding amongst mere mortals.
- I want to smell like ten thousand cuts of a samurai sword.
- I want to smell like the goddess Athena, so clearly in a mood after being momentarily inconvenienced by destroying an opposing army, that it only takes a sidelong glance to silence the next mortal who tries to explain warfare to her.
- I want to smell like a flying side kick so powerful and precise that it can rend an entire forest into perfectly cut makiwara materials in a single blow.